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The only county-approved protest album where zoning preemption becomes a power ballad, developers get backup vocals, and every track is one public hearing from collapse. Airing from May 31st through August 18th. 

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Watch the first episode of The Uncle George Mixtape

The Uncle George Mixtape: Single- Hit me, SB, One more time!

In The Uncle George Mixtape, Florida’s SB180 turns local control into a state-wide remix as commissioners, gadflies, and confused narrators spiral through a musical breakdown about preemption, home rule, and why “one rule for everyone” might be the most dangerous chorus of all.


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The Uncle George Mixtape: Single- Who let the dogs DOWN?

In this track from The Uncle George Mixtape, Uncle George and the gang tackle concerns surrounding the Bishop Animal Shelter expansion in Manatee County. Through parody, music, and Glen's signature outrage, the song highlights reports of overheating dogs, broken fencing, construction disruptions, volunteer burnout, and the ongoing debate over animal welfare during the shelter's transition. Set to a familiar late-90s party anthem style, Who Let the Dogs Out? turns local government controversy into a satirical singalong about accountability, public concern, and who really let the dogs out. 


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The Uncle George Mixtape: Single- Don't Want to Miss A Thing: SB 180

"I Don't Wanna Miss SB180" is the latest track from The Uncle George Mixtape, turning Florida's battle over home rule, local control, and state preemption into an over-the-top 90s power ballad. Inspired by real public policy debates but presented through satire, the song proves that sometimes local government is stranger than parody.


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The Uncle George Mixtape: Single- HORSESHIT in a Bottle

A completely unnecessary parody inspired by the environmental debate surrounding Palma Sola Bay's famous sea horsies, where the fish are trying to fish, the crabs are trying to crab, and several thousand pounds of horse keep making executive decisions. Featuring aquatic centaurs, suspicious pelicans, and more nutrient cycling than any Christina Aguilera song has ever deserved.


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The Uncle George Mixtape: Single- Hot in Here

A parody of "Hot in Herre" inspired by the ongoing debate over Manatee County's Bishop Animal Shelter, where critics have raised concerns about heat, shade, kennel design, and spending priorities. Through satire, cartoons, and questionable musical choices, Uncle George asks the question many residents are already asking: how did millions of dollars buy something that still has people arguing about shade?


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Unc in the house

Uncle George Mixtape: Songs From The SB180 Sadness Tour

The Uncle George Mixtape: “Now That’s What I Call Home Rule Vol. 180”

Uncle George delivers a heartbreaking mix of soft rock, civic confusion, and zoning-related emotional damage. I Don’t Want to Miss a Thing transforms SB180 and lost home rule into a full-power ballad for emotionally exhausted commissioners everywhere. All My Life brings the emotional slow-jam energy, while Timber turns civic collapse into a full-blown party anthem.

Critics are calling it “the saddest album ever approved by a 6–1 vote.”


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Sponsored by Swerverburgers

⭐☆☆☆☆ “Five Stars for Chaos”

Swerverburger’s serves the best burgers in Manatee County with a free side of eye rolls and passive-aggressive commentary. The Swerverburger was greasy perfection, the fries were elite, and the “Snack N Shit” tuna sandwich tasted exactly like a dumpster fire full of Cousin Amanda’s banned books. Uncle George never smiled once, which somehow made the experience even better.

Come hungry. Leave judged. 


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