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It's time for a snack and a shit

Manatee County's Elite Book Club

Reading Rainbow with Cousin Amanda, the only book club where snacks are mandatory, feelings are optional, and banned books come with snack-and-shit reviews. Airing from May 31st to August 18th.


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Reading Rainbow 8 Call Me By Your Name by André Aciman

Call Me By Your Name by André Aciman gets the full Cousin Amanda treatment in this week's episode of Reading Rainbow with Cousin Amanda. While attempting to review a story about first love, longing, and heartbreak, Amanda becomes far more concerned with peaches, linen shorts, and whether anyone in the book could benefit from more fiber. As always, the result is a chaotic blend of literary confusion, snack-and-shit breaks, and Florida-flavored satire.


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Reading Rainbow 10 Looking for Alaska by John Green

Cousin Amanda attempts to survive Looking for Alaska by Looking for Alaska and discovers that teenage emotions, awkward romance, and existential crises are somehow still less chaotic than Manatee County politics.


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Reading Rainbow 34 The Handsome Girl & Her Beautiful Boy by B T Gottfred

Cousin Amanda spirals into a full-blown Florida culture-war meltdown after accidentally reading a book about gender roles, feelings, and self-discovery instead of what she assumed was a guide to company potluck etiquette.


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Reading Rainbow 45 Kingdom of Ash by Sarah J Maas

In this week's Reading Rainbow with Cousin Amanda, Amanda tackles Kingdom of Ash by Sarah J. Maas and quickly discovers a fantasy world filled with political betrayals, power struggles, and suspiciously familiar corruption. What starts as an epic tale of kingdoms and destiny turns into a chaotic comparison between dragons, developers, and the people who always seem to profit while everyone else deals with the consequences.


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Reading Rainbow 43 I Never by Laura Hopper

Cousin Amanda dives into I Never by Laura Hopper and discovers a story overflowing with secrets, betrayals, bad decisions, and chaos that feels strangely familiar to anyone who's attended a local government meeting. What begins as teenage drama quickly becomes a satirical lesson in accountability, consequences, and why keeping receipts is always a good idea.


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Reading Rainbow 21 Chosen by PC Cast and Kristin Cast

In this week's Reading Rainbow with Cousin Amanda, our TJ Maxx-shopping host tackles Chosen by P.C. Cast & Kristin Cast and discovers a vampire-filled world of questionable leadership, cult-like drama, and suspiciously familiar power structures. What starts as a supernatural teen fantasy quickly becomes a satirical exploration of influence, accountability, and why creatures draining the lifeblood out of wetlands might not be entirely fictional.


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Reading Rainbow 34 The Haters by Jesse Andrews

In this week's Reading Rainbow with Cousin Amanda, our TJ Maxx-shopping host tackles Chosen by P.C. Cast & Kristin Cast and discovers a vampire-filled world of questionable leadership, cult-like drama, and suspiciously familiar power structures. What starts as a supernatural teen fantasy quickly becomes a satirical exploration of influence, accountability, and why creatures draining the lifeblood out of wetlands might not be entirely fictional.


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I give it two snack and shit stars, barley

The Best Banned Books of Manatee County

• What Girls Are Made Of 

by Elana K. Arnold
• All Boys Aren’t Blue 

by George M. Johnson
• Drama 

by Raina Telgemeier
• Milk and Honey 

by Rupi Kaur
• Boy Toy 

by Barry Lyga
• The Freedom Writers Diary 

by Erin Gruwell
• Forever 

by Judy Blume
• Call Me By Your Name 

by André Aciman
• Eleanor & Park 

by Rainbow Rowell
• Looking for Alaska 

by John Green
• Fun Home 

by Alison Bechdel
• The Perks of Being a Wallflower 

by Stephen Chbosky
• Lullaby 

by Chuck Palahniuk
• Homegoing 

by Yaa Gyasi
• Out of Darkness 

by Ashley Hope Pérez
• The Handmaid’s Tale 

by Margaret Atwood
• Kissing Kate 

by Lauren Myracle
• Blankets 

by Craig Thompson
• Beyond Magenta 

by Susan Kuklin
• Burned 

by Ellen Hopkins
• Chosen 

by P.C. Cast & Kristin Cast
• Oryx and Crake 

by Margaret Atwood
• Lucky 

by Alice Sebold
• Forever for a Year 

by B.T. Gottfred
• Juliet Takes a Breath 

by Gabby Rivera
• Life Is Funny by E.R. Frank
• The Nerdy and the Dirty 

by B.T. Gottfred
• Infandous 

by Elana K. Arnold
• Man O’ War 

by Cory McCarthy
• Traffick 

by Ellen Hopkins
• Juliet Takes a Breath (Graphic Novel) 

by Gabby Rivera
• The Almost Moon 

by Alice Sebold
• Jesus Land

by Julia Scheeres
• The Handsome Girl and Her Beautiful Boy 

by B.T. Gottfred
• Collected Poems 1947–1980 

by Allen Ginsberg
• Dime 

by E.R. Frank
• Lighter Than My Shadow 

by Katie Green
• The Haters 

by Jesse Andrews
• The Carnival at Bray 

by Jessie Ann Foley
• A Court of Frost and Starlight 

by Sarah J. Maas
• A Court of Silver Flames 

by Sarah J. Maas
• Water for Elephants 

by Sara Gruen
• I Never 

by Laura Hopper
• Empire of Storms 

by Sarah J. Maas
• Kingdom of Ash 

by Sarah J. Maas
• The Infinite Moment of Us 

by Lauren Myracle


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Official Snack & Shit Snack-ables

The Official Book Group of the Ballard Burst

Reading Rainbow with Cousin Amanda is a 46-episode civic satire series where banned YA books are reviewed through chaotic, snack-fueled commentary. Each episode turns teen literature into Manatee County political parody, mixing censorship panic and Florida development absurdity. Every review ends with “two snack-and-shit stars… barely.” Where book critiques spiral into surreal takes on local government, wetlands, and infrastructure collapse.


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