Shitmores Mini Golf

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Shitmores Mini Golf Episode 1

At Hole 1 of Shitmore's Mini Golf, Ice Cream & Erotica, Auntie Carol explains her vision for "collaborative" waterfront transit, the importance of timing, and why some conversations are better kept private. As the ferry pulls in and the texts start dinging, one thing becomes clear: connections matter... especially when you know the people approving the ferry.

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Shitmores Mini Golf Episode 2

In Episode 2 of Shitmore's Mini Golf, Ice Cream & Erotica, Auntie Carol introduces Hole 2: "Unauthorized Placement," a course inspired by the mysterious world of political signs, property rights, and selective community "curation." As Carol explains the finer points of intent, judgment, and public perception, an unwilling volunteer struggles to survive another lesson in Sarasota-style civic philosophy.

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Shitmores Mini Golf Episode 3

In Hole 3: The Nightmare of Irrelevance, players navigate a miniature golf course filled with recognition bumpers, social media pitfalls, and the constant struggle to stay visible in the public eye. This satirical installment of Shitmore's Mini Golf, Ice Cream & Erotica takes aim at personal branding, public attention, and the fear of being forgotten in today's always-online world.

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Shitmores Mini Golf Episode 4

At Hole 4, "The Revolving Door," former County Commissioner Carol explains how influence never really disappears—it just finds a new advisory position. As the texts start rolling in, golfers learn that some doors seem to open long before anyone else even knows the hallway exists.

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Shitmores Mini Golf Episode 5

At Hole 5, The Comfort Station, Auntie Carol proudly showcases a waterfront experience where scenic ferry rides and comfort-adjacent planning take center stage. But as Cousin Amanda's sense of urgency grows, golfers discover that sometimes the longest part of the course isn't the fairway—it's finding the restroom.

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Shitmores Mini Golf Episode 6

At Hole 6, The Contrarian Course, Auntie Carol proves that taking the opposite position can become an attraction all its own. As golfers navigate confidence-based driving and adaptive pedestrian engagement, they discover that sometimes the biggest obstacle on the course is disagreement itself.

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Shitmores Mini Golf Episode 7

At Hole 7, The Conceptual Comfort Station, Auntie Carol celebrates a public amenity that may no longer be there—but insists its vision lives on forever. As golfers search for the nearest restroom, they learn that at Shitmore's Mini Golf, infrastructure is sometimes more conceptual than convenient.

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Shitmores Mini Golf Episode 8

At Hole 8, The Service Lane, Auntie Carol shows golfers that with enough patience, there's always another route through traffic and construction. Along the way, players discover that at Shitmore's Mini Golf, the path to community service can be just as memorable as the destination.

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Shitmores Mini Golf Episode 8

At Hole 9, Legacy Landing, our final hole, Auntie Carol gives golfers a tour through statues, plaques, and commemorative landmarks celebrating the importance of being remembered. As every putt rolls toward the finish, visitors discover that at Shitmore's Mini Golf, some legacies are built long before history has a chance to catch up.

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Official Course Map & Civic Hazard Guide

A hole-by-hole journey through civic confusion.

Visionary waterfront transit and selective ferry coordination
Unauthorized signage and curated public space management
Civic identity driven by recognition and visibility metrics
Endless political circulation through advisory and consulting doors
Conceptual infrastructure and adjacency-based amenities
Contrarian policy design and intentional disagreement systems
Public facilities existing primarily in principle and memory
Traffic congestion rebranded as civic service infrastructure
Pre-installed legacy monuments and premature remembrance architecture

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