"DON'T BE AN ASSHOLE!"
Ramen: How a puppet saved a county election
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slapp lawsuit
You've laughed with him. You've cried with him. And you've screamed Kevin Van Ostenbridge is a turd with him. And now he needs you. As part of a SLAPP lawsuit (Strategic Lawsuit Against Public Participation) restricting our first amendment right to free speech, developer puppets Kevin Van Ostenbridge and Anthony Pedicini have filed a lawsuit against The Bradenton Times, someone named Hawke Cates, and Doe Defendants (Kevin-Kyle Kaczynski Von Oswald XVII AKA 3KVO). The goal of this is to limit the first amendment right to free speech of their critics through intimidation and hefty legal fees. This not only pathetic but un-American.
The cartoon satire puppet that we have all learned to love for his willingness to speak up in the face of corruption is now under attack. We (Doe Defendants) are looking to raise money to flush this turd once and for all. With your assistance, your donation will go towards legal fees. There's only enough room for one puppet in this town, and with your contribution towards this we will ensure that Kevin Van Ostenbridge does not bully his way into taking our voice from us.
Join us in saying the ultimate and final, "HELL NO KVO!", and donate to a cause that matters.
#ramen
Oh and PS Kevin Van Ostenbridge is a turd.
There's an ancient proverb that I made up when i was six that says: "You can put all the sprinkles you want on top of shit, it's still Kevin Van Ostenbridge."
Kevin-Kyle Kaczynski Von Oswald
